I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
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I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
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He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Sorry about my life...
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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