Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
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