when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
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I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
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him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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