Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I skipped work to stalk him.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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