Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
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You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
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Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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