Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
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The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
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Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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