Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
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She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
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So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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