oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
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