i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
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FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
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holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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