Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
he fucked my hip out of place.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I think I just sharted jello shots
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