I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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