let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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