im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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