The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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