I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
foreskin is a definite game changer
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Randomize
