Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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