FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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