kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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