i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
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we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
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WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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