put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize
