But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
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