that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
