if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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