69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
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at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
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Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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