I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
now i know why i became what i already was.
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Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
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I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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