wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
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Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
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What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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