I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
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