Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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