cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
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Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
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Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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