So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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