So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
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I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
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It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
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