ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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