You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
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Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
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I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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