ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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