I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
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No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
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I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
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Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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