The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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