We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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