Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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