theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
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