I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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