I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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