I hope mine doesn't look like that
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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