Midget sex pt 2 tonight
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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