You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
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Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
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she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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