I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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