he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
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You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
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If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize