I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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