yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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