She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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