maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
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I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
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Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
we should paint friendship bongs
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