Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
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