somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Church boner. Awkwardddd
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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