why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
The air taste purple.
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