just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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