i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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