I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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