Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
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Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
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You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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