My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
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Oh Jesus.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
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Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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