fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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