His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
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