I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Congratulations! We have a period
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